Thursday, October 30, 2008

American Exceptionalism

Roger Cohen's op-ed in the NYT today got my goat up:

"Nowhere else could a 47-year-old man, born, as he has written, of a father “black as pitch” and a mother “white as milk,” a generation distant from the mud shacks of western Kenya, raised for a time as Barry Soetoro (his stepfather’s family name) in Muslim Indonesia, then entrusted to his grandparents in Hawaii — nowhere else could this Barack Hussein Obama rise so far and so fast."

What?

Within fifty years of independence, India, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, and Pakistan all managed to elect women to the highest seat in office. India, one-upped everyone by electing a party headed by an Italian immigrant, and simultaneously selecting a Sikh to be PM. They've even had a member of the "untouchable" caste as president. United Kingdom, Germany, Canada, New Zealand, Phillipines, Liberia, Iceland, Ireland, Finland, Indonesia, Chile, and Argentina (to name a few) all have/have had women as presidents/prime ministers. Many nations have large numbers of minorities in various legislative positions. British Columbia's previous premier was an Indian immigrant.

While we may agree that this is a historic election for the United States, it is by no means the first of its kind, nor are people looking to America for direction on this front. Mr. Cohen please accept this shortcoming of American politics, and stay away from such grandiose statements that sound pleasing but have little substantive value.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Mary Poppins can teach you everything

If you invest your tuppence wisely in the bank, safe and sound
Soon that tuppence, safely invested in the bank, will compound
And you'll achieve that sense of conquest, as your affluence expands
In the hands of the directors who invest as propriety demands

[You see, Michael, you'll be part of]
Railways through Africa,
Dams across the Nile,
Fleets of ocean greyhounds,
Majestic, self-amortizing canals,
Plantations of ripening tea

All from tuppence, prudently, thriftily, frugally, invested in the,
To be specific,
in the Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs,
Fidelity Fiduciary Bank!

[Now, Michael]
When you deposit tuppence in a bank account, soon you'll see
That it blooms into credit of a generous amount, semiannually
And you'll achieve that sense of stature, as your influence expands
To the high financial strata that established credit now commands

You can purchase first and second trust deeds.
Think of the foreclosures!

Bonds! Chattels! Dividends! Shares!
Bankruptcies! Debtor sales!
Opportunities!
All manner of private enterprise!
Shipyards! The mercantile!
Collieries! Tanneries!
Incorporations! Amalgamations! Banks!

[While stand the banks of England, England stands.
When fall the banks of England, England falls]

[You see, Michael, all for the lack of]
Tuppence, patiently, cautiously, trustingly invested in the,
To be specific,
in the Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs,
Fidelity Fiduciary Bank!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Shocking news

The New York Times endorsed Barack Obama...what a surprise...

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Get your facts straight

Every night, one of the last things I do before turning the computer off is check the New York Times website. Living at the other end of the country gives me the advantage of seeing the newest edition of the paper late at night rather than waking up to it. It also means that no one has commented on the op-ed articles yet. I have this burning desire to be the first to comment. But I haven't done it yet. There are two very simple reasons for this; (1) I have nothing much to say in response, and (2) I prefer well-thought out comments which have correct facts in them.

Why am I talking about this? Well, I just saw a comment claiming that Lousiana governor Bobby Jindal was a Muslim. This, coming from a university teacher, was sort of funny and ridiculous. Funny because Gov. Jindal is actually Roman Catholic! His family hails from India and he was born Hindu and converted in high school. But he has never been a Muslim. Ridiculous, in a sad kind of way, because the person making the claim should have been better informed.

I should have added that the comment was responding to an article regarding Colin Powell's defense of Muslims in America and the mistaken claim of Obama's being a Muslim. Irony, my friend, we meet again...

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

A pale yellow envelope

...was pushed under my door today. In bold red capital letters it's entitled:

OFFICIAL ABSENTEE BALLOTING MATERIAL

With a curious lack of fanfare (except in my mind), I've just filled in my first ever ballot for the 2008 United States election.

It was a somewhat breathtaking (in the literal sense) moment, even though words cannot quite describe the quiet moment in my apartment, as I sat with the ballot, chose an ordinary black ballpoint pen and filled in my votes for president and congressional representative, sealed and signed my declaration of choice as a citizen of this democratic nation.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Excerpt

An excerpt from former Secretary of State, Colin Powell's endorsement of Obama:
"I'm...troubled by, not what Senator McCain says, but what members of the party say, and it is permitted to be said, such things as, "well you know that Mr. Obama is a Muslim." Well the correct answer is, he's not a Muslim, he's a Christian, he's always been a Christian. But the really right answer is, what if he is? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer's no, that's not America. Is there something wrong with some seven-year old Muslim American kid believing that he or she could be president?...This is not the way we should be doing it in America."
Enough said...